The locksmith forced me to take Me-Day yesterday. While drilling the old locks out of the balcony doors, a sliver of metal got into his eye so he had to leave to have it looked at. As he rushed out, this wankbank deposit of a man shouted, “I’ll be back later. I don’t know when, but I will. Don’t worry.”
Whoever said never to hire a gorgeous contractor was wrong. He has a devilishly sexy Mediterranean accent and the looks of David Krumholtz from the TV series Numbers and The Devil Wears Prada hottie, Adrian Grenier, with unruly locks. “I just love it when you speak foreign”, I thought as he left while images of the Wimpy ad came to mind.
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