If you kiss him, you are easy
If you don't, you are frigid
If you praise him, he thinks you are fake
If you don't, he thinks you are ungrateful
If you agree to all his likes, you are submissive
If you don't, you are controling
If you visit him often, he thinks you're desperate
If you don't, he thinks you're not interested
If you are well dressed, he says you are vain
If you don't, you are a dog
If you are jealous, he say's you're possessive
If you're not, then he fools around
If you attempt a romance, he say's you are cheap
If you don't, he thinks you are cold
If you are a minute late, he says you are fussy
If he is late, he says you're impatient
If you visit another man, you are fooling around
If he is visited by another man, "oh we're just friends"
If you kiss him once in a while, he says you're too shy
If you kiss him often, he says you're too forward
If he does, he expects to be rewarded
If you stare at another man, he says you're jealous
If he is stared by other men, boy, you're in big trouble..
If you talk, it's always too much
If you listen, it's never enough
In short:
So complex, yet so predictable
So macho, yet so sensitive (usually to their own feelings)
So confusing, yet so funny
but most of all,
So irritating, yet so irresistible
...MEN!
The Bouncing in My Head
Compliment people every day. Don't waste an opportunity to say "I love you". Leave everything a little better than you found it. Think big thoughts but relish small pleasures. Be forgiving of yourself and others, and if they're are a bitch, say so. Say "thank you" a lot. Say "please" a lot. Avoid negative people. Remember my birthday.
Thursday, 27 October 2011
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Wonder
I woke up this morning with a sense of excitement for the future.
I've been dealing with some personal stuff and finally found the peace and confidence to move forward and let the wonder that is in all of us to shine through.
I've been dealing with some personal stuff and finally found the peace and confidence to move forward and let the wonder that is in all of us to shine through.
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